Belly Laugh Hysterical Schoolyard Riddles and Puns for Kids by Sky Pony Press

Author:Sky Pony Press
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781510743274
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2019-05-15T00:00:00+00:00

Teacher: How long were you on summer vacation?

Student: Just as long as I am now!

What city cheats on tests?

Peking!

Mother: Why are you home from school so early?

Son: Because I was the only one who answered a question!

Mother: What was the question?

Son: “Who threw the eraser?”

How does a science teacher freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-eteria!

Where do pencils go on vacation?

Pencil-vania!

Teacher: What did you write your report on?

Student: Paper!

How is the moon like a dollar?

They both have four quarters!

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